Wine Pairings:
🍷 Pairs best with: rebellion, charcuterie boards heavy on the cheese, and questionable life choices.
🥂 Complements: backyard parties, smuggler rendezvous, and long saga marathons.
🚫 Not recommended for: stormtroopers, handcuffs, or Death Star security guards.
✅ Approved by: rebels, smugglers, and nerds who know never to cuff a Wookiee.

Stormtroopers thought handcuffs could hold a Wookiee. You know better — and now your wine does too. The Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Wine Tumbler keeps your drink fresh, cold (or hot), and far safer than any breakable glass. With its double-wall insulation and sleek, curved shape, it’s the rebel-approved way to sip in style.

Whether you’re at an outdoor party, hanging poolside, or just enjoying a quiet evening at home, this 12 oz tumbler is built for fun without the worry of shattered glass. Just don’t spill — and definitely don’t cuff the fuzz.

Features:

12 oz (355 ml) capacity
Size: 4.7″ × 3.5″ (12 cm × 9 cm)
High-grade stainless steel construction
Double-wall vacuum seal for insulation
Unique curved shape for comfort and style
Minimizes spills with lid design (not fully leak-proof)

Hand-wash only

⚠️ Disclaimers: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Lid is designed to minimize spills but is not fully leak-proof.

Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler (12 oz)