Stormtroopers thought a pair of cuffs would keep Chewie in line — but hydration is the real secret weapon. The Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Water Bottle keeps your drinks hot or cold for hours while showing off the galaxy’s worst prisoner transfer plan.

This 17 oz double-walled stainless steel bottle is sleek, durable, and built for rebels on the go. With its leak-proof cap, glossy finish, and insulation that holds temp for up to 6 hours, it’s perfect for work, workouts, hikes, or plotting your next daring escape. Just don’t use it to bribe a Wookiee — he doesn’t do cuffs.

Features:

High-grade stainless steel
17 oz (500 ml) capacity
Size: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Double-walled vacuum insulation
Bowling-pin shape with glossy finish
Leak-proof, odorless cap
Keeps liquids hot or cold for up to 6 hours
Patented ORCA coating for vibrant print
Hand-wash only

⚠️ Disclaimer: Don’t store water longer than 24 hours — unless you like your drinks smelling like the Death Star trash compactor.

Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Stainless Steel Water Bottle (17 oz)