Recommended Uses:
💪 Perfect for: rebel workouts, gym sessions, and cosplay marathons.
🚀 Great for: road trips, conventions, and sneaking past stormtroopers.
🚫 Not recommended for: stormtrooper hydration plans or Imperial interrogations.
✅ Approved by: rebels, smugglers, and anyone who knows you don’t cuff a Wookiee.

Hydrate like a rebel and laugh at the Empire’s worst idea with the Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Water Bottle. Inspired by Chewie’s prisoner-transfer scene in A New Hope, this 32 oz stainless steel bottle keeps your drinks icy cold or piping hot while showing off your nerdy side.

Built with double-wall vacuum insulation and a wide-mouth foldable straw, it’s spill-resistant, easy to sip, and designed to handle everything from gym sessions to long saga marathons. With a glossy finish and a sturdy rotating handle, this bottle makes hydration almost as essential as never cuffing a Wookiee.

Features:

32 oz (950 ml) capacity
Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm), Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
Plastic lid with wide-mouth foldable straw
Glossy finish with rotating handle
Anti-slip patch for secure placement
Hand-wash only

⚠️ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Stainless Steel Straw Water Bottle (32 oz)