Straight from A New Hope’s most questionable disguise mission, the Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Tee shows Chewbacca in cuffs, escorted by stormtroopers who are seconds away from regretting everything. Han and Luke thought this trick would get them past Death Star security — but everyone knows Wookiees and handcuffs don’t mix.

This tee is soft, lightweight, and durable enough for daily wear, conventions, or movie marathons. With its classic fit and rebel-worthy humor, it’s a staple shirt for fans who know better than to test a Wookiee’s patience.

Features:

100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra comfort
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for durability
Quarter-turned body to prevent a center crease

⚠️ Note: White option may appear slightly off-white — like stormtrooper armor after a Wookiee tantrum.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Short-Sleeve T-Shirt