“Where are you taking this… thing?” Straight from A New Hope, the Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Hoodie puts Chewbacca front and center in the galaxy’s most questionable disguise mission. Han and Luke thought a pair of cuffs would make their Wookiee buddy blend in — but let’s be real, he’s definitely allergic to handcuffs.

This hoodie wraps iconic humor and rebel mischief into one cozy package. Made with a soft cotton-poly blend and fleece interior, it’s perfect for movie marathons, sneaking past security checkpoints, or just letting everyone know you don’t do cuffs.

Features:

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Air-jet spun yarn for softness & reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Front pouch pocket (ideal for snacks or smuggled plans)
Rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex for comfort
Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, cuffs & hem
Quarter-turned body to prevent center crease

⚠️ Note: White option may appear slightly off-white — kind of like stormtrooper armor after a Wookiee tantrum.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!