Handcuffs are bad — but carbonite? That’s next-level. The Allergic to Handcuffs “Carbonite is Worse” Hoodie features everyone’s favorite bounty hunter showing off his prize, proving that sometimes avoiding cuffs just means winding up in a frozen slab instead. Either way, you’ll stay cozy, cuff-free, and way more comfortable than Han ever was.

Made from a soft cotton-poly blend with a fleece interior, this hoodie is built for everyday wear. The double-lined hood, pouch pocket, and rib-knit cuffs make it a rebel’s go-to for chilly nights, lazy mornings, or plotting your escape from intergalactic bounty hunters.

Features:

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Air-jet spun yarn for softness & reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Front pouch pocket for snacks or smuggling credits
Rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex for comfort
Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, cuffs & hem
Quarter-turned body to prevent center crease

⚠️ Note: White variant may appear slightly off-white — much like carbonite after a few decades.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

“Carbonite is Worse” Unisex Hoodie