Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Zip Hoodie

Marching a Wookiee through the Death Star in cuffs might’ve sounded clever to Han and Luke, but let’s be honest — it’s the galaxy’s worst plan. The Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Zip Hoodie brings that iconic prisoner-transfer moment to life, complete with a wink at just how allergic Chewie is to restraints.

This hoodie is soft inside and out, with a fleece finish that makes it perfect for chilly evenings, conventions, or rebel missions gone sideways. With a sturdy metal zipper, roomy front pockets, and durable stitching, it’s built for comfort — and way more practical than stormtrooper armor.

Features:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Soft fleece inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced pilling
• Regular fit for everyday comfort
• Sturdy metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband & cuffs

⚠️ Note: White variant may appear slightly off-white — like stormtrooper armor after tangling with a Wookiee.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!