“Carbonite is Worse” Unisex Hoodie

Handcuffs are bad — but carbonite? That’s next-level. The Allergic to Handcuffs “Carbonite is Worse” Hoodie features everyone’s favorite bounty hunter showing off his prize, proving that sometimes avoiding cuffs just means winding up in a frozen slab instead. Either way, you’ll stay cozy, cuff-free, and way more comfortable than Han ever was.

Made from a soft cotton-poly blend with a fleece interior, this hoodie is built for everyday wear. The double-lined hood, pouch pocket, and rib-knit cuffs make it a rebel’s go-to for chilly nights, lazy mornings, or plotting your escape from intergalactic bounty hunters.

Features:

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn for softness & reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket for snacks or smuggling credits
• Rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex for comfort
• Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, cuffs & hem
• Quarter-turned body to prevent center crease

⚠️ Note: White variant may appear slightly off-white — much like carbonite after a few decades.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!