Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Stainless Steel Water Bottle (17 oz)

Stormtroopers thought a pair of cuffs would keep Chewie in line — but hydration is the real secret weapon. The Cuffing a Wookiee? Bad Idea. Water Bottle keeps your drinks hot or cold for hours while showing off the galaxy’s worst prisoner transfer plan.

This 17 oz double-walled stainless steel bottle is sleek, durable, and built for rebels on the go. With its leak-proof cap, glossy finish, and insulation that holds temp for up to 6 hours, it’s perfect for work, workouts, hikes, or plotting your next daring escape. Just don’t use it to bribe a Wookiee — he doesn’t do cuffs.

Features:

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml) capacity
• Size: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Double-walled vacuum insulation
• Bowling-pin shape with glossy finish
• Leak-proof, odorless cap
• Keeps liquids hot or cold for up to 6 hours
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant print
• Hand-wash only

⚠️ Disclaimer: Don’t store water longer than 24 hours — unless you like your drinks smelling like the Death Star trash compactor.